A solitary sentry wearing a world-shattering war garb was standing outside Michael Bachmann's depressing caucus party held at the West Des Moines Marriott last night while watching the tragedy.

Bachmann's campaign is not going to cross the Delaware this time since it only managed to gather only up to 5% of the total Iowa caucus votes. Presently, the campaign is navigating through the River Styx.

Rick Perry, Texas Governor and one of the Tea Party favorites, put so much money on Iowa and ended with a dreary 10%. Newt Gingrich, who controlled the Tea Party's disapproval even as he offered them a blow on their main issues, surfaced with merely 13%, extremely far from what he has expected.

Gingrich possess adequate resources and potential abilities to bring out a few unassuming problems for Mitt Romney, but he will never have the full capacity to defeat him. He called Romney a "liar" the other day.

So closing the battle in Iowa, the leading campaigns were held by three people, namely Romney, a politician from Massachusetts who is instinctively doubted by the founders of the Tea Party; Rick Santorum from Pennsylvania, the social conservative whose future emphasized and underlined Congressional merits earned from the distant 1990s is not going to dig up with the dogma circa 2012 of the Tea Party; and Ron Paul, the so-called "Republican Brother From Another Planet."

The Tea Party is conducting a big celebration in Washington, D.C., were its temporary supporters keep John Boehner, the House Speaker, on a short strap (seemed like attached to a spike-styled collar as indicated from the unending frown look on Boehner's face) .

However, beyond the heartland lies the sacred place where Genuine Americans of the Tea Party wisdom hold control, the Tea Party is planning to clean its ancestor's time.