ErotikaLand
Paulo Meirelles and Mauro Morata partners Soft Love Brazil. Soft Love Brazil/@stanlay

If Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, an upcoming amusement park in Brazil would likely be the horniest place on Earth. With features such as a sex playground, nudist pool, erotic games and cinema with vibrating seats, the sex-themed amusement park set to open in 2018 in the city of Piracicaba will surely raise temperatures in the small southern Brazilian city.

ErotikaLand is the brainchild of partners Paulo Meirelles and Mauro Morata under the company Soft Love Brazil, reports the New York Post. Even if the park would have bump cars shaped like male genital and go-go dancers gyrating aboard the train of pleasure, the operators insist the “for adults only” park would have a “no hanky-panky policy.”

Eroticism is its theme, but copulation and other sexual acts are not allowed in the open within the park. Morata explains, “This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah. If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel – which we will operate.”

Morata says when the amusement park opens in 2018, it would create 250 new jobs. Entrance fee is $100 (AUD$133.50).

Among the main attractions of Erotikaland are the Cinema 7D wherein the viewers would not only sit in vibrating chairs but also feel hot or cold to convey the feelings of the movie to the audience. The Ferris wheel would have closed booths with materials that cannot be seen from the outside.

Meanwhile, the park caters to both genders, so the Train of pleasures would feature both go-go male and female dancers. The nudist pool would have flirtatious point staff, but sex is not allowed. Finally, the Erotic Museum would be patterned after the Love Land museum in South Korea which would feature erotic arts, including sculptures to be placed in other parts of the park.

Although Brazil is home to the Mardi Gras where near-naked dancers are parading on the streets, some conservative groups oppose the rise of the sex-themed amusement park. Matheus Erler, a Christian activist and one of those against ErotikaLand, stresses, “We cannot be known as the capital of sex,” quotes Veja Sao Paulo. He worries the park would attract sex perverts and creeps.

An online poll made by Express says that 37 percent of its readers would not go because “it sounds like a horrible place,” but 35 percent would go, 11 percent would be on the next flight and 17 percent would not go if no sex is allowed.